Alias	Command
`:3`	`echo`
`alwayz`	`tail -f`
`bringz`	`git pull`
`btw`	`nice`
`byes`	`exit`
`chicken`	`git add`
`cya`	`reboot`
`donotwant`	`rm`
`dowant`	`cp`
`gimmeh`	`touch`
`gtfo`	`mv`
`hackzor`	`git init`
`hai`	`cd`
`icanhas`	`mkdir`
`ihasbucket`	`df -h`
`iminurbase`	`finger`
`inur`	`locate`
`invisible`	`cat`
`iz`	`ls`
`kthxbai`	`halt`
`letcat`	`git checkout`
`moar`	`more`
`nomnom`	`killall`
`nomz`	`ps aux`
`nowai`	`chmod`
`oanward`	`git commit -m`
`obtw`	`nohup`
`onoz`	`cat /var/log/errors.log`
`ooanward`	`git commit -am`
`plz`	`pwd`
`pwned`	`ssh`
`rtfm`	`man`
`rulz`	`git push`
`tldr`	`less`
`violenz`	`git rebase`
`visible`	`echo`
`wtf`	`dmesg`
`yolo`	`git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"`

Usage Examples

# mkdir new-directory
icanhas new-directory

# killall firefox
nomnom firefox

# chmod u=r,go= some.file
nowai u=r,go= some.file

# ssh root@catserver.org
pwned root@catserver.org

# git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"
yolo